I love my skin!
Oh my god SO IMPORTANT SO SO SO IMPORTANT
How puppies help when you’re sick.
This is my favorite thing oh my fuck
look i know whats happening in scotland right now isn’t america-centric and hasn’t yet gotten to a critical stage, but please spread everything you see. glasgow is currently in the grasp of unionists, orangemen and the edl if reports are to be believed, and yes voters are starting to become legitimate targates! especially if you are a religious or racial minority or are celtic affiliated/live in a celtic area*
followers & friends in glasgow, west lothian and other affiliated areas please stay safe in the coming days, we don’t know how bad it’ll get
please spread this because by getting it enough attention we can force westminster to act and put a stop to this before it begins. explanation about asterisk regarding rangers/celtic wrt gang violence below the cut if you’re interested
how is this news
McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
THIS IS OFFICIAL OK
I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!
You don’t need feminism you need different friends.
I just laughed so loudly I startled myself.
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
i felt id share my touching masterpiece in regards to the scots referendum
Photo by the amazing Sarah Dunn.
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING